baby: A-a
mom: Apple? Say apple.
baby: *jumps*
the-jackals:

ultrafacts:


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all hail

peachymints:

I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs

orchardly:

reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should

eridone:

when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first

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oh boy a Q&A thing

i got tagged by miha to do the following thingy!

Rule 1: always post the rules

Rule 2: answer questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones

Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to the post(except i’m a huge meme and won’t do that sorry)

Rule 4: Actually tell people you tagged them

so! here’s miha’s questions!

  • how many pets do you wish you could have? what kinds of pets?

i really wish i cold have a large enough fishtank and the money to keep a couple of jellyfish and maybe a large snake.in fact if i do well in life i might get myself a snake.i like snakes theyre great/

  • do you remember things with sticky notes or ink notes on your hand or agendas or something else? does it work?

i have the worst memory possible i could have something i need to do left in the open and i’ll forget about it.and i just rub my hands an awful lot so half of the time things i write on them just.poof in the wind goodbye.

  • give me five songs that make you happy or excited ヽ(´▽`;)/♪

i don’t have specific songs that make me happy but when i just want some pick-me-up music i go on a vocaloid spree or just.speedcore into the sunset.or this.it’s funky but messy.thanks reese

  • what’s the first letter of your first name? think of a fictional character whose first name also begins with that letter, and tell me how you feel about that character

first name begins with H and oh boy can i think of a number of fictional characters whose names begin with H that i find neat.but i’ll be boring and talk a bit about harry potter.because my birthday is literally one day from his,and i’ve managed to get myself a (straight) scar on my forehead.spooky

  • would you want to swap lives with that character? (like you go into their world to live their life and they come here to live yours) would they want to swap with you?

the girl who lived on cheap instant noodles
i would make nose jokes at voldemort and get nowhere lol

  • my room is 87 degrees Farenheit. ( ̄^ ̄) what’s your favorite ways to cool off in hot weather?

0.5 clothing and so much ice.i’m from north europe i dont do heat pls rescue me

  • smoothies or milkshakes? and which flavor? (*´▽`*)

MY KINGDOM FOR AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES

  • someone left you 10,000 boxes in their will. 5.000 of the boxes contain a paper fan (each) and 5,000 contain paperclips of various size. what will you do with them (throwing them away isn’t allowed)

i’m an engineer trust me
[makes a 9 foot tall mech]

  • how many electronic chargers do you own? (phone, laptop, kindle, car, etc)

so many.about 2 broken chargers per 1 working charger.

  • would you rather be the mob boss of a successful underground toothpaste network or the pirate who only attacks ships with origami weapons (but always wins) ∩( ・ω・)∩

origami pirate.i can overhaul the toothpaste network with artfully crafted origami replicas of their toothpaste

  • what do you use to carry your stuff? a backpack? a purse? an over the shoulder thingie? (i bet all the boys are gonna just say ‘pockets’ (´ε`;))

laptop bags
all the laptop bags
packs entire livelihood in laptop bags


so yeah.i honestly cant come up with 11 questions and 11 people to tag so dont be too disappointed i am but a mere meme

lthilien:

IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS OR TO ME OR ANYTHING OKAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH

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More Visual Glossaries (for Her): Backpacks / Bags / Bra Types / Hats / Belt knots / Coats / Collars / Darts / Dress Shapes / Dress Silhouettes / Eyeglass frames / Eyeliner Strokes / Hangers / Harem Pants / Heels / Lingerie / Nail shapes / Necklaces / Necklines /  Puffy Sleeves / Shoes / Shorts / Silhouettes / Skirts / Tartans / Tops / Underwear / Vintage Hats / Waistlines / Wool
Via

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seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

do u think u could tag ur anti-feminism stuff or just not reblog it
Anonymous

i’ll make sure to tag it as anti-feminism from now on.sorry about the inconvenience!